HAPPi BE-LAT`D 5TH ANNiVERSAR`Y J0J0 ND MELViN !!!
0MFG !! yesturday wus HELLA FUN !! iyt wus my sistur & her b0iphren`s 5TH ANNiVERSARY !! damn .. iyt wus hella ko0l .. they to0k meeh nd my cuz`n to0h da JELLY BELLY FACT0RY in fairfield ... shit !! iyt wus a real fact0ry !! iyt had a fucc`n JELLY BELLY CAR in da frunt !! ... we were g0`n inside ... wait`n fer da t0ur ... j0j0 sed " hey jamie .. maybe`e yo0`h sh0u`ld try th0se HARRY P0TTER jelly bean`s ... they hab s0ap flav0r`d ... spaghetti flavor`d ... nd DiRT FALV0R`D !! " iym lyk .. whu`t da fu`cc  dayt`s hella n0t tru ...
well ... we sto0d in line fer thi`s t0ur ... we end`d up ghett`n a t0ur alrigh`t ... bhut tha t0ur guide wus hella gay !!! he kept 0n check`n 0ut da guy`s who0 alread`y had children .. ughhh !!  gh0t sum free sample`s 0b dem jelly bean`s .. yum !! wen`t 0n d0wn stair`s to0h da JELLY BELLY CAFE haha !!! i order`d a mini pizza nd sum 0ni0n ring`s .. damn pizza was shap`d as a jelly bean !!  L0L`x ... then we wen`t to0h da cand`y part ... 0mg ... hella flavor`s mayn !!! eww ... i think i saw a TABASCO FLAVOR`D wun ... eww ...
 here`s da flav0r`s i gh0t ...
- strawberry daiquiri
- buttr`d t0as`t
- juic`y pear
- strawberry cheescak`e
- blueberr`y
- A & W cream s0d`a
- c0c0nut
- buttr`d p0pc0rn
- t0ast`d marsh`mall0w
- peac`h
- kiwi
we were g0`n inlin`e to0`h buy a`r stu`ff ... nd lo0k whut p0p`s in 0ur face ... da HARRY P0TT`R JELLY BEAN`S damn ... my sistur wus all hella excit`d nd shit .. shi`s all lyk " get iyt !! ghet iyt !! " lol .. i b0t iyt ... we we`re lyk ar0und da cafe area ... i 0pn`d da b0x 0b da HARRY P0TT`R JELLY BEAN`S i hella want`d tah try spaghetti ... i lo0k`d ayt da back 0b da b0x ... i wus lyk " ahh hell naw !! these arr lyk da regular jelly bean`s .. they juhs chang`d da name !! " 0mfg !! i phut wun in my m0uth ............................................. 0mg !! y0o`h sh0uld`ve seen my face ........................ gue`ss whic`h wun i phu`t in my m0uth ....................................................................................................................... juhs guess .................................................................................................................. .................................................................................................................................. .................................................................................................................................. .................................................................................................................................. .................................................................................................................................. .................................................................................................................................. .................................................................................................................................. well , i phut da wun dayt sed ................................................ V0MiT ......................... ewww !!!! iyt wus hell`a fuc`n nasty !! i went to0`h da bathro0m .. nd ewww !!! shit .. damn .. j0j0 .. melvin .. nd my cuz`n were hella laff`n do0d !! bhut iyt wus hella nasty !! then wen we were in da car ... j0j0`s all lyk " c .. n0w i want wun ... n0t fer eat`n .. bhut juhs to0h hav iyt ... "
den we went tah ALEMD`A COUNT`Y FAiR ... i wus s`ppos`d tah invite * aHem ahEm * bhut he would`nt pick up his f0ne ... so0o i gh0t him sumt`n instead ... i`ll tell yo0`h ab0ut iyt latur ... well ... i hella want`d tah 0 c vahida ... shi wus sell`n cl0the`s nd HELLA PRETTY STUFF !!! i split up wit j0j0 & melvin ... saw vahida ... shi wus sell`n by hersel`f wit her friend ... den we lo0k`d ar0und fer lyk whut 2 minute`s ? chuz i hell want`d tah RiDE DA RiDES !!! we gh0t da bracelet`s s0 we wouldn`t hav tah buy da gay-ass tix ...
furs`t we wen`t 0n da spinn`n wun ... den we wen`t 0n da wun dayt lo0k`d lyk PHSYC0 M0USE ayt great america ...den we wen`t 0n this fun h0use thing`y ... i think there were like 3 0b dem ... nd den we wen`t back tah meet j0j0 & melvin ... chuz my cuz lyk .. threw up ... eww !!! we wen`t bak ... my sistur wus lyk " WHUT DA FU`CC iSS WR0NG WiT YO0`H !! YO0`H KN0W SHI CAN`T HANDLE TH0SE KIND`A RIDE`S !! " nd shi`s all slapp`n mee`h nd shit ............ nd iym hella piss`d 0ff .. chuz i t0ld her ... i FUCK`N T0LD HER !! DAYT SHi MiTE THR0W UP 0R N0T LYK THiS RiDE ... BHUT SHi`S DA WUN DAYT SED ... O0O 0KAY !! i WANA GO0 0N THiS WUN !!! shit .. so0 i say bak tah j0 ... " WHUT DA HELL !??! SHi WANT`D TAH G0 0N THESE RIDE`S .. I ASK`D HER iPH SHi WUS PHEEL`N 0KAY .. SHE SED YESS .. i ASK`D HER iPH SHi DiN`T PHEEL GO0D .. SHI SED N0 .. IYM F0iNE .. ND SHi`S DA WUN DAYT PiCK`D DA RiDE`S !! " damn .. i wus hella piss`d 0ff .. well .. dayt wus iyt fer da rides .. shit onlii ... 3 ride`s .. nd iyt`s dun already ... damn ...
den we wen`t to0`h da animal secti0n where shi `KN0W`S !! i hab allergies !! damn .. iym all sniff`n ... my eye`s ar all red .. my face iss swell`n up .. nd shi`s all lyk " o0o kn0w .. shi`s fine ... " nd shi`s juhs baby`n my cuz`n .. lyk " o0o r yo0`h 0kay " nd shit !! i wus juhs so0o piss`d 0ff ...................................................................................... damn ......
then shi`s all back tah be`n nice nd shit ... iym juhs lyk hell naw .. bhut iyt wus her " special day " nd shi did pay fer all my shit ebe`n th0 i din`t want her to0h so0 chill`d fer a while .... then we wen`t inside dis lil umm .. kinda auditori`m place .. there wus hella bo0th`s ... each 0b dem sell`n differe`nt thing`s ... like this wun place .. wus sell`n car wax nd br0t a car in tah sh0w h0w iyt werk`s ... there wus this wun guy wit HELLA GO0D DIP`S !! shit .. iyt wus hella go0d !!!!!!!!! den umm ... there wus this wun place fer MUSCLE STiMULAT0R`S ... iym all lyk " wdf ? iss dayt da wun frum jackass da m0vie !??! " we were hella laff`n .. damn ...
iyt gh0t latur ... nd latur ... next yo0`h new ... iyt wus umm ... 7: 30 ayt nite ... 0kay .. well ... i sed i woul`d buy * ahEm aHem * sumt`n ... so0 i wn`t tah da ch0c0late bo0th thingy ... nd b0t him a " EDIBLE CH0C0LATE HAT !!!!! " lol ... heyy iyt wus da 0nlii thing i c0uld ghet wit da remain`n cash i had .. shit !! iyt wus a hella big hat !! iyt actually fit 0n yo0`r head ... i want`d tah run nd say bye tah vahida .... so0 i left all dayt shit wit my j0j0 nd melv`n ... nd umm .. wen i gh0t bak .. they FUCC`N ATE IYT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IYM LYK ... 0MFG YO0H GUY`S !!! DAYT WUSN`T FER YO0`H !!!!!!! they`re all lyk ... " o0ops .. sorrie ... " shit i could`nt buy anuthur wun .. chuz i had n0 cash ... nd iyt wus lyk .. cl0s`n ... so0o we had tah go0 ....
we left ... tak`d bout whut we did fer da day .... ahahaha !! j0j0`s all lyk " dayt wus hela funni ... jamie ate v0mit ayt da JELLY BELLY FACT0RY nd den jazmine threw up v0mit ayt da fair !! " shi wus laf`n .. iym lyk .. ughh !! ewww ... then shi sed " hey yo0`h guy`s .. next time fer 0ur anniversar`y ... i wus think`n ... mybee we can go0 to0h dis myster`y h0use in SAN J0SE !! iyt`s hella weird !! lyk .. yo0`h 0pen wun do0r ... nd iyt 0pen`s to0h a anuthur hallway` ob do0r`s !!! " iym lyk ... uh-0h ... here we go0 agen ..... | 
